Monday, November 10, 2008

Say Goodbye, Ralphie!

What a beautiful sight. From his pink bunny feet all the way to his official Ralphie Glasses, Miles is a classic! I have known this guy from his crazy bachelor days and now look at him..... A Husband, a Father, and man sitting at work in a bunny suit thinking he is Ralphie from Christmas Story.

Now, Miles is about to embark on a journey. The company is shipping him off to Austin, TX for a time or two. Even though I don't sit in the same Aisle with him anymore, he will be sorely missed.

As a friend, I want to provide him with the following advice:

1) Don't take and wear that bunny suit in Texas - Dangerous

2) Don't take your SE Portland Politics to Texas - Dangerous

3) Don't take your anti-inflamitory diet (or any diet for that matter) to Texas - Dangerous

4) Don't dye your hair blue while you are in Texas - Dangerous

5) Don't opt for the veggie platter when at a BBQ - Dangerous

Follow these 5 steps and things will go pretty smooth for you and your family.

Miles, I think I speak for everyone when I say you will be missed around here. Safe travels and we will see you in 6 months! Have fun.

1 comment:

Miles said...

I will stay away from the veggies. Good call. I will be working on my weight while I am there, and by working on my wieght, I mean eating lots of BBQ. Probably at Rudy's.